Randomness is BOSS: Chats with my invisible friend
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Who is the BOSS OF THE CATEGORIES?
Randomness, stupid Bianca!
I didn't ask you. I asked the reader.
Don't snap at me like that!
Okay okay.
Now just stop reading what I'm writing!
Why?
Because the reader has to read it.
Then what is my job?
Your job is to keep me and the reader entertained.
Hehehehehehe, that will be fun...
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