I Should Have Read the Terms and Conditions

I made a huge mistake.

I know I should have read them. They always tell you to read the fine print, but who actually takes the time to read the Terms and Conditions? They're long and annoying and you have to agree to them anyway to access whatever the hell it is you want to access. It shouldn't have been that big a deal.

All I wanted was to access that hot new app making its way across campus. Instead I inherited an ENTIRE country.