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Hunter's Haircut: A Bad Batch One-Shot (CRACK!)
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Complete, First published Oct 09, 2024
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It's frozen winter day at the Terran homestead where the Batch have been stranded for the last four months.  Hunter's hair has gotten a bit unruly.  But the reason he's refused to let his brothers touch his hair is unrulier.  Join my OC's as they hear the terrible tale of Hunter's Haircut.

Note: Prior familiarity with my full-length, WIP fanfic, Behind the Storm, is NOT necessary to enjoy this short. :)

Fanfic Disclaimer:  All Star Wars canon labels and characters are the sole property of Lucasfilm.  Original characters, places, and ideas are strictly my own.  This fic, as with all mine, is a love letter to George Lucas, Dave Filoni, Jennifer Corbett, Dee Bradley Baker, and all the writers and animators that created this wonderful universe that has brought so many together.  It is also a love letter to my fellow fans.
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