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Ongoing, First published Oct 10, 2024
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❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣! (😤) ❞

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ
┆╭( 𝓐𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !?
┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Imagine being at death's door, your life flashing before your eyes, when suddenly, you're (a̶̶c̶̶c̶̶i̶̶d̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y) saved by the most chaotic, disaster-prone man you've ever seen: 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮.

For [Your Name], a male elf from the Everglow Forest, this wasn't just a life-saving moment - 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧.

From day one, he declared Lloyd his one and only, and nothing - 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙'𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮, 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 - will stop him from being the perfect, loving househusband Lloyd never asked for.

Can you prove that love (a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶̶h̶̶o̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶l̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶m̶̶p̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g) conquers all, or will you simply drive Lloyd up the wall? (😭)
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𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖭𝗒𝗆𝗉𝗁 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗒𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗇𝗑 𝖬𝗈𝗌𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗆. 𝖮𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 18𝗍𝗁 𝖻𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝖤𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗂𝖺 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝖱𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗎𝗌 𝖮𝗏𝗂𝗎𝗌. 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇? 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽? 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗌.

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