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Hello Darling (The Rewrite)

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Scottie Farral is gay, single, and ready to mingle! But what happens when on a women's only month-long cruise, she happens upon a particularly familiar-looking gal that makes her feel things she's never felt before? What happens when she is finally smiling more than she is frowning...but NOT because of her trout-mouth, haydurs!!

From the writer of some of the most EPIC rewrites comes a new tale about passion, confusion, adventure, and...trule love, question mark? Pack your bags, gorlypops, because we're hopping aboard the titular Hello Darling, aka: The Scottie Sequel!All Rights Reserved

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