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It's Just You and Yourself, Where Am I?

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Meet Ryan Hanson, the cocky and extremely attractive player of the school.  If you're his friend, you can call him Ry, but people often call him B.K.  Why?  Because he is also known as the Bet King. He's never ever backed down from a bet, and he's not about to start anytime soon.  So when his friend bets him to have the head cheerleader's best friend, Megan Price publicly go out with him, it should be a piece of cake right?

Well, to name just a few of the problems:
The head cheerleader is basically considered his girlfriend...unofficially of course
Megan Price and him are practically as compatible as water and vinegar 
And let's not forget that Megan Price already has a boyfriend.

But Mr. Player is not worried in the slightest.  Why?  Because he's Ryan Hanson; that's why.All Rights Reserved

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Dare or Dare? | COMPLETED by leilaaadams

"We said whoever eats the most pizza has to do the dare no matter how cruel or easy it is." This is just a glimpse of our sleepovers. Ivy and Autumn always drag me into some kind of trap to do their evil dares. Tonight, they used my worst weakness, food. Sighing, "fine. I'll take the dare." They cheered and high-fived as I stood in front of them, glaring. "Better not be something bad!" I blurted, making them snap out of their cheering. They looked at me with a sinister smirk. The smirk where you know their up to something. Something bad. - Meet Jade Williams. Your average girl in every single way. She uses her weekends to binge watch on Netflix and takes her time binge snacking. In no way she would be considered perfect. Yes, sometimes she is picked on every now and then but nothing to extreme. Well despite the fact she has a crush on the most unexpected person. Bryan Jones, the schools bad-boy. He's basically a emotionless, fit brick dressed up in leather. Just your typical bad boy, right? Her life changes from late nights on Netflix to possibly going out to parties because of two guys. Conner Peterson and Bryan Jones. The most anyone can do to keep her out of trouble is to pray. Not to mention the fact that her two dearest friends are two living and breathing dare making machines. How is Jade going to make it out of her senior year alive? - -January 13th 2017- -January 29th 2017- #14 on Rising Teen Fiction -February 13th 2017- 10K Reads -February 14th 2017- #163 in TF -February 22nd 2017- #136 in TF -January 1st 2018 - 100K READS! PSA: this book, to say the very least, is not my proudest work. i made this when i didn't know a thing about writing, let alone writing a whole story. it's simply a book you'd read if you wanted a quick sap and not something in depth. feel free to check out my other books - they're arguably way better than this one

Faking Isn't Enough |✔️ by Cloud_Queens

"Autumn" he says a bit louder, I couldn't resist his voice so I look up at him. "Do you think everything I have ever said to you and done with you is just pretend? Do all of our stolen kisses and our first date mean nothing to you? " I look into his eyes as I realise that he is telling me the truth, and I don't want him to leave me. ~~~~~~~~ Autumn Anderson, a 17 year old girl who gets heartbroken by her own best friend. Yes, her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend! Time for revenge! And what's better then the hottest boy is school, Zach Evan's helping? Ok, Zach doesn't play to the stereotype. Sure he's hot, but he's not a player. So far we have learned that Autumn's boyfriend cheated on her with he best friend and that the hottest boy in school is helping her get revenge. I'm sure this is going to go great! Especially when Zach decides they need to make Ryan - the ex - jealous. But to Autumn, faking isn't enough. Highest Ranking: #448 in Romance #1 in #boy drama #1 in #enough IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE READING THIS STORY ON ANY SITE OTHER THAN WATTPAD, YOU ARE AT HIGH RISK OF A MALWARE/VIRUS ATTACK/ BEING DOWNLOADED, IF YOU WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL, SAFE VERSION, HEAD OVER TO wattpad.com

Playing His Game by willferrel

"You okay there, partner?" he chuckled. Our bodies were centimeters away from touching so I took a step back. A fatal mistake, which caused my back to hit the wall, trapping me in front of him. He smiled. ________________________________________________________________________________ Audrey has never considered anything about herself special. Hell, even her name is boring! But when her best friends brother is assigned as her partner for a project, they are forced to spend lots of time together. Not only is Trent Blake cocky, too handsome for his own good and just plain obnoxious, he's also known for flirting (and sometimes hooking up) with every girl he meets. What happens when it becomes more than just flirting? Can little Audrey Ross beat the player at his own game?

Why me? by Love_in_tales

Ryan the school jock of the football team is considered "hot" "amazing" and "good in bed" by everyone in the school except for Amelia she hates him thinks he's a good for nothing play boy until she's forced to be around him because her friend Grace makes them all hang together almost everywhere, all the time, a party? He's gonna be their and Grace will make Amelia go, pool party? He's there, babysitting his little sister? He'll definitely be there, she can't get away from him she hates him, and the feeling is mutual for him, but what happens when he starts acting nice after seeing her drunk at a party??, what changed? And why?

Wish This Were Real // A Skephalo Story by MaMajesty_

COMPLETED After Zak is finds out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he is heartbroken. He meets Darryl who offers to pretend to date Zak in order to make his ex jealous. Everything is going according to plan, but what happens when the two begin to actually fall for eachother? TW: Small amounts of: Underage Drinking, Crying, Swearing, Abuse, Homophobia, Slight Angst *Read at your own Risk!*

Internal Hatred, Eternal Desire by ValeXiaStarr

Desire and hate aren't as opposing as people think. They can often mix. Kieran Wayne was a very irritated and moody teenager. He was constantly annoyed by all the attention he was always given, due to his striking beauty. However lately he was been extra annoyed with everyone; with soccer getting serious, modeling taking up more time, and senior year activities. But what was really making him so agitated? Ryan King. Ryan king was a friendly and extroverted person. He loves attention and socializing. Even though he should be thinking of only football, his mind does often trace back Kieran. He has hated Kieran forever. He hates how perfect of a life Kieran seems to have, and he especially loathes how Kieran takes it all for granted. After years of a back and fourth war between the two, their hatred final reaches a max. And a new feeling becomes discovered... desire? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ryan had finally realized why Kieran was acting so unusual. Why his hair looked so chaotic. Why he had a deep pink reflecting on his pale skin. Why his eyes were dark and peering through his heavy black eyelashes. Why his breathing was making his whole chest move swiftly up and down. Why his mouth was slightly opened. Why he looked like he was begging for a cavernous desire. All of a sudden there was not even an ounce of hate in Ryan's body. The usual perfect, conceited, model was begging. Or as many would call it ... submitting. This hypnotized Ryan. Ryan wanted to see more of this side from Kieran. He suddenly had the urge to play. He got close to Kieran's ear. With his breath tickling Kieran's skin, he said, "You enjoying this, Wayne?" in a husky voice.

Little Miss Bitch | ✓ by XmysterysmileX

[ Highest Rank: #64 in Teen Fiction ] [ Highest Rank: #191 in Random ] (i'm currently re-editing this, so i'm sorry if it's messy) When Danielle's mom offers her friend a place to stay, Danielle never thought it would be where she lived. Danielle liked it when it was only her mom and her; she didn't need intruders to 'make the house more alive'. But when Danielle's mom's friend arrives, she also never thought her mom's friend would be bringing a boy with her. Enter Cole Walker. He is attractive, arrogant and according to Danielle, he is 'the walking STD'. When Cole sees Danielle at school every day, he thought nothing of the sort. He thought she was just one of 'those girls' who locked themselves in their room all day until dinner. That was when he realised he was wrong. According to Danielle, Cole is 'the walking STD'. According to Cole, Danielle is 'little miss bitch'. What happens when you have a cocky, arrogant player and a sassy teenager under the same roof for god knows how long? Well, you get wrestling matches, make-out sessions, bets, arguments and even love.

Not a "LOVE" Story ✓ by amysparksbooks

He's a guy that doesn't even know the meaning of the word "love." She's a girl who's scared to know what the meaning of the word "love" is. Add them together, and you might just get not a "love" story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taylor Smith. She's smart. Beautiful. Doesn't curse but is stubborn as hell. She won't let no guy get to her heart. Until she meets the one and only Carter Green. Carter Green. Bad boy. Player. Has many cars for no reason and won't date. Doesn't do his homework nor attends his classes. Instead, he's throwing parties and messing around with any women he will see. So what if his eyes lay on her for the first time? What will happen next? Well. Let's just say that the "bad boy" can't keep his eyes or his mind off of her.

The Popular Boys And Me | ✔ by toxic_sweetie

***☆☆☆*** Ryan, the most influential and affluent guy at school, finds it boring to always get the hottest girls, so he creates a betting game among the popular boys. Harden, the determined captain of the football team, is always eager to win a bet to boost his popularity. Tristan, the school's charismatic bad boy, only cares about himself and money. Ethan, the student president, is on the lookout for the perfect girlfriend after his last breakup. Ian, the notorious playboy, will do anything to get the newest attractive girl into his bed. What's the challenge? To be the first to claim new girls at school. The arrival of Ashanti, a feisty and sassy new girl, throws their game into chaos. Uninterested in being claimed, Ashanti is ready to take on the popular jerks who want to win her over. She starts by building a girl gang, rejecting their advances and standing her ground. ***☆☆☆*** "𝑫𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕. 𝑰𝒇 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒚𝒆𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚." ***☆☆☆***

Hate to love you by Sarah0717634

Everest, a young girl in senior year hoping to have an interesting experience at her new school, she was known as a player in her old school dating multiple guys at the same time she was also smart in fact a really smart girl the first in class! She have a beautiful dark blue curly hair with some light blue highlight on the end of her hair and a rare purple blue eyes. Ryan, a young man in senior year too, he was in the school team most the girls had a crush on him but because of his past he haven't dated any girl since freshmen year he has a tattoo on his neck, he is the best player no one ever won since he joined the team, he has a light brown hair and a yellow green eyes, but he was hoping in finding the perfect girl before this year is ends.. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Will they get together ? A hiding secrets will appear a secret no one knows will become the biggest news in the school rumours everywhere not knowing what is the truth, join us in this interesting story of these two, the hate between them suddenly becomes obsession.

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Dare or Dare? | COMPLETED cover

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Dare or Dare? | COMPLETED

"We said whoever eats the most pizza has to do the dare no matter how cruel or easy it is." This is just a glimpse of our sleepovers. Ivy and Autumn always drag me into some kind of trap to do their evil dares. Tonight, they used my worst weakness, food. Sighing, "fine. I'll take the dare." They cheered and high-fived as I stood in front of them, glaring. "Better not be something bad!" I blurted, making them snap out of their cheering. They looked at me with a sinister smirk. The smirk where you know their up to something. Something bad. - Meet Jade Williams. Your average girl in every single way. She uses her weekends to binge watch on Netflix and takes her time binge snacking. In no way she would be considered perfect. Yes, sometimes she is picked on every now and then but nothing to extreme. Well despite the fact she has a crush on the most unexpected person. Bryan Jones, the schools bad-boy. He's basically a emotionless, fit brick dressed up in leather. Just your typical bad boy, right? Her life changes from late nights on Netflix to possibly going out to parties because of two guys. Conner Peterson and Bryan Jones. The most anyone can do to keep her out of trouble is to pray. Not to mention the fact that her two dearest friends are two living and breathing dare making machines. How is Jade going to make it out of her senior year alive? - -January 13th 2017- -January 29th 2017- #14 on Rising Teen Fiction -February 13th 2017- 10K Reads -February 14th 2017- #163 in TF -February 22nd 2017- #136 in TF -January 1st 2018 - 100K READS! PSA: this book, to say the very least, is not my proudest work. i made this when i didn't know a thing about writing, let alone writing a whole story. it's simply a book you'd read if you wanted a quick sap and not something in depth. feel free to check out my other books - they're arguably way better than this one