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It's Just You and Yourself, Where Am I?

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Time 46m

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Meet Ryan Hanson, the cocky and extremely attractive player of the school.  If you're his friend, you can call him Ry, but people often call him B.K.  Why?  Because he is also known as the Bet King. He's never ever backed down from a bet, and he's not about to start anytime soon.  So when his friend bets him to have the head cheerleader's best friend, Megan Price publicly go out with him, it should be a piece of cake right?

Well, to name just a few of the problems:
The head cheerleader is basically considered his girlfriend...unofficially of course
Megan Price and him are practically as compatible as water and vinegar 
And let's not forget that Megan Price already has a boyfriend.

But Mr. Player is not worried in the slightest.  Why?  Because he's Ryan Hanson; that's why.All Rights Reserved

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I Don't Like You by creatistx

I felt a hand under my chin and then I was looking right into Aiden's eyes. "You know that I care about you, right?" He used the same hushed tone. Aiden cared about me? Well, I knew he cared about me, but I didn't know he cared about me. It makes sense. I shrugged. "I don't know," I replied back. "Well, I do. I care about you so much." He whispered. His next move surprised me. He leaned down and placed a soft kiss on my lips that lasted about two seconds before backing away. I looked at the ground, shocked. Oh my god. Aiden just kissed me. Again. And I liked it. A lot. *** Corey Hale and Aiden Praxston don't like each other. At all. Never have, never will. She hates him and he hates her; so she thinks. What Corey doesn't know is that Aiden doesn't, in fact, hate her. He feels the complete opposite. One of Aiden's past relationships turned him into the person he is today; arrogant, selfish, rude, and he vowed to never love again. He's a complete Badass. Girls, Drinking, and getting high is his life now. Although, he soon realizes that he can't hide his true feelings about Corey. So when Aiden's past comes back to take revenge and could affect the girl he cares about, you could only imagine what would happen. However, how can he protect her without letting the truth go? If it does get out, it could be a total repeat of what happened before. That couldn't happen. Not again. Follow them on their journey as Corey and Aiden face their true feelings and come to realize many things. One of them is that being in Love is no joke.

is this love? (ryguyrocky fanfic) by AlphaWolfOfWar

hi my name is meagan and i am starting a new school with my bffs sabre shark burt and nathan along with my older brother jaybull but one day i see ryan (ryguyrocky) And i don't know if im in love or not. but it changes when its senior year and ryan asks me to the senior prom and i accept his offer and that's when something tragic happens and ryan is laid up at the hospital after the car accident Will they confess their love or will ryan kiss her before she can Zach/Aviatorgaming as Dad Megan/Meganplays as Mom Meagan as Girlfriend/daughter/sister/friend Jaybull as Son/Brother Ryguyrocky as meagan's boyfriend Nathan/burt as Friends Sabre as Bff Shark as Bff/Brother of sabre

Faking Isn't Enough |✔️ by Cloud_Queens

"Autumn" he says a bit louder, I couldn't resist his voice so I look up at him. "Do you think everything I have ever said to you and done with you is just pretend? Do all of our stolen kisses and our first date mean nothing to you? " I look into his eyes as I realise that he is telling me the truth, and I don't want him to leave me. ~~~~~~~~ Autumn Anderson, a 17 year old girl who gets heartbroken by her own best friend. Yes, her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend! Time for revenge! And what's better then the hottest boy is school, Zach Evan's helping? Ok, Zach doesn't play to the stereotype. Sure he's hot, but he's not a player. So far we have learned that Autumn's boyfriend cheated on her with he best friend and that the hottest boy in school is helping her get revenge. I'm sure this is going to go great! Especially when Zach decides they need to make Ryan - the ex - jealous. But to Autumn, faking isn't enough. Highest Ranking: #448 in Romance #1 in #boy drama #1 in #enough IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE READING THIS STORY ON ANY SITE OTHER THAN WATTPAD, YOU ARE AT HIGH RISK OF A MALWARE/VIRUS ATTACK/ BEING DOWNLOADED, IF YOU WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL, SAFE VERSION, HEAD OVER TO wattpad.com

The Fangirl in a Heartbeat by kirimisashimi

Meet Mia Sheehan, the "Ms. Goody Goody" student council president. Ever since that one fine summer moment between her and Patrick, she already fell head over heels for him. She has been tailing him for 8 years now (and counting). All she wanted is for Patrick to realize that she has legit feelings for him, and that hopefully, he loves her back. Patrick McKee on the other hand is the laid-back main vocalist and second guitarist of the band, 'Setting Fire to Lithium'. He's also known as one of the popular guys in school with a cocky personality. Being popular has its perks, he has fangirls... lots of them, and he loves the attention. He's a player in the making, enjoying short term flirtings for fun. They're neighbors, they're school mates, they're classmates. It's their junior year in highschool at Hearst High. Mia is still head over heels for him while Patrick continuously enjoys the attention and the non-commital flirtations among his willing fangirls whenever, wherever. What if one day a new guy enters the picture? A transferee student who made Mia realize how silly she is for liking someone for years who doesn't even feel the same way as hers. Will things start to change? Will Patrick end up realizing something? What will happen to everybody now? There's only one way to find out.

Dare or Dare? | COMPLETED by leilaaadams

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Internal Hatred, Eternal Desire by ValeXiaStarr

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I felt a hand under my chin and then I was looking right into Aiden's eyes. "You know that I care about you, right?" He used the same hushed tone. Aiden cared about me? Well, I knew he cared about me, but I didn't know he cared about me. It makes sense. I shrugged. "I don't know," I replied back. "Well, I do. I care about you so much." He whispered. His next move surprised me. He leaned down and placed a soft kiss on my lips that lasted about two seconds before backing away. I looked at the ground, shocked. Oh my god. Aiden just kissed me. Again. And I liked it. A lot. *** Corey Hale and Aiden Praxston don't like each other. At all. Never have, never will. She hates him and he hates her; so she thinks. What Corey doesn't know is that Aiden doesn't, in fact, hate her. He feels the complete opposite. One of Aiden's past relationships turned him into the person he is today; arrogant, selfish, rude, and he vowed to never love again. He's a complete Badass. Girls, Drinking, and getting high is his life now. Although, he soon realizes that he can't hide his true feelings about Corey. So when Aiden's past comes back to take revenge and could affect the girl he cares about, you could only imagine what would happen. However, how can he protect her without letting the truth go? If it does get out, it could be a total repeat of what happened before. That couldn't happen. Not again. Follow them on their journey as Corey and Aiden face their true feelings and come to realize many things. One of them is that being in Love is no joke.