It's Just You and Yourself, Where Am I? - Sarcasm...wait that's my middle name... - Wattpad

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It's Just You and Yourself, Where Am I?

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Parts 8
Time 46m

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Meet Ryan Hanson, the cocky and extremely attractive player of the school.  If you're his friend, you can call him Ry, but people often call him B.K.  Why?  Because he is also known as the Bet King. He's never ever backed down from a bet, and he's not about to start anytime soon.  So when his friend bets him to have the head cheerleader's best friend, Megan Price publicly go out with him, it should be a piece of cake right?

Well, to name just a few of the problems:
The head cheerleader is basically considered his girlfriend...unofficially of course
Megan Price and him are practically as compatible as water and vinegar 
And let's not forget that Megan Price already has a boyfriend.

But Mr. Player is not worried in the slightest.  Why?  Because he's Ryan Hanson; that's why.All Rights Reserved

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