That One Bad Fanfic

We've all read one. We've all groaned at the horrible plot line, shuddered at the flat characters, and tried not to cry at the blatant bad grammar. That one bad fanfic. And, in honour of our suffering, I have typed up the worst possible fanfictions I can come up with for one purpose; to make you either cry with laughter or vomit in pure terror. Enjoy.