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How Not to Kidnap a Guy

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Time 6h 56m

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[𝐁𝐱𝐁, 𝐑𝐎𝐌-𝐂𝐎𝐌] A rom-com about a wannabe gangster who accidentally kidnaps a runaway groom, leading to chaos and romance as they team up to kidnap the intended target.

"𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭"

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Sharav is a wannabe gangster who just wanted to prove he could be a real gangster. Kidnap a troublemaker, impress his gangster father, and boom--respect secured.
Except... he kidnaps Harsh, a runaway groom, instead. Oops.
Harsh isn't even mad. In fact, he's grateful that Sharav kidnapped him because a bunch of goons from the bride's family are after his head. So, Harsh offers to help Sharav find his real target as a "return help". 
But between chases, weird alliances, and a growing connection, Sharav wonders if Harsh was the right guy all along--for his heart.

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𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: This isn't meant to reflect any part of real life and is purely a work of fiction, including the violence-filled towns and many other norms in this story. I've created them to create a suitable universe in which my story can be set.
Also, beware: all characters in this "universe" are low-key idiots (because idiots are integral for romance COMEDIES in my opinion, lol).

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My One Regret (BoyxBoy) by asphericity

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Chase Michaels became a doctor on a whim - nothing more, nothing less - and the same applied when it came to choosing where to work. He decided on the Junpei Institution based on a ﬂeeting sense of interest after seeing their ad. Most of the things he's done in life were decided in a similar "spur of the moment" way, including going to medical school in the States. This time, due to his complete lack of research, Chase finds himself surrounded by violent, testosterone-driven young criminals, the absolute worst of the worst, who only have the facility standing between them and a dissolute future of felonies and anarchy. For a man whose adult life has been decidedly carefree, his time at Junpei threatens to overwhelm and drown him in a contracted five years of stress. His personal Hell reaches feverish heights after a certain student takes a vocal, damning interest in him, a man by the name of Luca Nixon. Tethered to the No Man's Land that is Junpei, Chase is securely kept within Luca's perplexing hands, tossed and turned about by his every whim. And though the doctor has his doubts that the "student" is who he says he is, Chase finds himself pulled in by a confusing sense of connection, unable to shut the other man out completely. Their budding relationship increasingly threatens to break down every coping mechanism he's carefully gathered and force him back into a reality that nearly destroyed him as a child. And Luca is all too happy to guide him, hand in hand, every step of the way back into the muck. |☆| Warning: This is a gay dark romance novel. There will be man on man action. And some violence, I guess. |☆|