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How Not to Kidnap a Guy

selestewrites143

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Reads 2,876
Votes 372
Parts 33
Time 11h 19m

selestewrites143

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[𝐁𝐱𝐁, 𝐑𝐎𝐌-𝐂𝐎𝐌] A rom-com about a wannabe gangster who accidentally kidnaps a runaway groom, leading to chaos and romance as they team up to kidnap the intended target... but their journey becomes way more than kidnapping that guy.

"𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."

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Sharav is a wannabe gangster who just wanted to prove he could be a real gangster. Kidnap a troublemaker, impress his gangster father, and boom--respect secured.
Except... he kidnaps Harsh, a runaway groom, instead. Oops.
Harsh isn't even mad. In fact, he's grateful that Sharav kidnapped him because a bunch of goons from the bride's family are after his head. So, Harsh offers to help Sharav find his real target as a "return help". 
But between chases, weird alliances, and a growing connection, Sharav wonders if Harsh was the right guy all along--for his heart.

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𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: This isn't meant to reflect any part of real life and is purely a work of fiction, including the violence-filled towns and many other norms in this story. I've created them to create a suitable universe in which my story can be set.
Also, beware: all characters in this "universe" are low-key idiots (because idiots are integral for romance COMEDIES in my opinion, lol).
*Updates every MONDAY and THURSDAY!* (don't believe me)

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