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How Not to Kidnap a Guy

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Reads 448
Votes 101
Parts 13
Time 3h 42m

selestewrites143

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[𝐁𝐱𝐁, 𝐑𝐎𝐌-𝐂𝐎𝐌] A rom-com about a wannabe gangster who accidentally kidnaps a runaway groom, leading to chaos and romance as they team up to kidnap the intended target.

"𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭"

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Sharav is a wannabe gangster who just wanted to prove he could be a real gangster. Kidnap a troublemaker, impress his gangster father, and boom--respect secured.
Except... he kidnaps Harsh, a runaway groom, instead. Oops.
Harsh isn't even mad. In fact, he's grateful that Sharav kidnapped him because a bunch of goons from the bride's family are after his head. So, Harsh offers to help Sharav find his real target. 
But between chases, weird alliances, and a growing connection, Sharav wonders if Harsh was the right guy all along--for his heart.

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𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: This isn't meant to reflect any part of real life and is purely a work of fiction, including the violence-filled towns and many other norms in this story. I've created them to create a suitable universe in which my story can be set. 
Also, beware: all characters in this "universe" are low-key idiots (because idiots are integral for romance COMEDIES in my opinion, lol).All Rights Reserved

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