N.E.Ø.S. The Official Object Show Inspired Book.

N.E.O.S, a seemingly normal object show. But buried underneath the annoying and egotistical host's lies are secrets that no one could have imagined. What are those, you may ask? Well, leave it up to Salt Lamp and Worm On A String (WOAS) to find out.

Inspired by, The Search for SMOS, Inanimate Insanity, and Objectified.