MABEL FCKING PINES WAS HERE AND SHE MADE UP FREDDY'S NICKNAME "FREDDY BENSON" BC ICARLY WAS AMAZBALLS AND I MISS IT SO MUCH. PLUS I'M WAAAYY BETTER THAN JENNIFER THE DOLPHIN BC I'M MABEL SYRUP OR MABEL THE MOTHERFCKING UNICORN. JELLY YET? IF NAWT YOU NEED SERIOUS HALP BC HOW DE FCK ARE YOU NAWT?! I'M FABULOUS BISHEZZZZZZ. PLUS I HAVE FAB AZZ HAIR, PROBS BETTER THAN YOURS OOPSIE-
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