Watashi no na wa "Kira Yoshikage", nenrei 33-sai. Jitaku wa Moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari... Kekkon wa shite inai... Shigoto wa "Kameyūchēn-ten" no kaishain de Mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu teido. Yoru 11 toki niha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru... Nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi, 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa... Akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda... Kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo. Killer Queen Daitso no Bakudan, Bite Za Dust!