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Dear Nigerian Men, Here's The Manual

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"Dear Nigerian Men, Here's the Manual" is a witty and laugh-out-loud guide for men who have ever wondered what women really want. Packed with hilarious anecdotes, sharp observations, and a healthy dose of Nigerian flavor, this book explores the ups and downs of love, dating, and relationships in the vibrant chaos of Nigeria. From understanding what "I'm fine" truly means, to decoding why you should never ignore a message for too long, this is the ultimate survival guide for navigating the world of Nigerian women. Whether you're a clueless "bobo" or a self-proclaimed ladies' man, this manual will have you rethinking everything you thought you knew!All Rights Reserved

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The Wedding Planner [Formally Citrus] by theinkfairy

CURRENTLY UNDER REWRITE!!!!! Featured on Ambassadors Africa's & NG Reading Lists A NIGERIAN ROMANCE NOVEL Bisola is still dealing with the fact that the man she once loved is with another woman. Even worse, she'll be the one planning their wedding! ⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎ In the pursuit of acceptance, Bisola Thompson Adebisi has mastered the art of deception. With a thousand false versions of herself scattered among the people she's trying to impress, she's lost sight of her true identity. But when her Nigerian mother threatens to arrange a marriage for her, Bisola finds herself entangled in another web of lies. Desperate to escape her mother's plans, Bisola turns to Johnson DaSilva, the twin brother of her former love. Johnson, recently returned to Nigeria after years abroad, is caught off guard by Bisola's charms. Her carefree nature and captivating smile had once left him breathless, and now they threaten to consume him again. However, Johnson's own demons lurk in the shadows. His father's constant pressure and a painful past he's desperate to forget continue to haunt him. As Bisola and Johnson's fake relationship blossoms into real romance, their dark pasts and family secrets threaten to sabotage their love. Will the sweetness of their passion be enough to overcome the sourness of their pasts, or will the weight of their secrets tear them apart?

WUNMI|✔(UNEDITED) by noorartistry

*A Nigerian Romance Story* The line between Infatuation and Obsession is called Danger. Wunmi decided to accept the job her friend is offering her as she had to help her brother with his school fees. What happens when her new boss is the same guy from her high school? The same guy who broke her heart once? ***** Wunmi is not your typical beautiful Nigerian girl. She's sometimes bold, sometimes reserved. Starting work while in final year of her university seemed to be all fun until she met with her new boss, who looked really familiar. She finally found out that he was the same guy who broke her heart before, but she couldn't still stop her self from falling. He breaks her heart again several times, but still she wants him. She herself wasn't stupid, but what can she do during this period of loving him unconditionally? Read it, It's really more than the description. EDITED AND COMPLETE VERSION ON GOODNOVEL Cover design by me Starts: 25th, September 2019 Ends: April 2020 #1 rankings In Nigerian story #2 rankings In Nigeria In Designer In Programming #3 rankings In Lagos In Abuja #8 in Nigeria (30/07/20)

My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

His Signed Up Babe by MabelOsagiede

"Didn't you just ask me to be your girlfriend?" I asked. He flashed a smile and replied, "Yes, I did!" "Then, what are you doing with that paper and pen?" I pointed at it and cocked a brow. "I'm preparing a contract for you to sign. I'm a businessman. I like to have written agreements," he said and continued to write words on the paper. "That's bizarre!" "You said you want to help me destroy my arranged Marriage. I want you to sign so that when you meet my crazy family, you won't be able to easily abandon me," he smirked. "Your family can't be that bad!" His shoulders shook as he let out barks of laughter. "Meet them first!" "So what's the time duration of our relationship?" "We will date for two months. You said you want to spice your life with fun. I will help you with that" "This relationship will be easy. No feelings attached. It will be easy for me to break up with you," I mused and rubbed my chin. "So will you sign?" "Yep!" ×××××××××× Anita Tosin is a medical graduate who decides to date a businessman to spice her life with some fun. A handsome businessman and a energetic doctor in a relationship where both perform their roles of a boyfriend and girlfriend in their lives. Later, Anita asks, "What have I signed myself into?" She asks this question when different emotions entangle in their relationship. What does a racing heart significant? Anita becomes apprehensive when as a doctor she couldn't explain the reason behind her throbbing heart. Read to join her in her strange but unique story. Updated: 23rd December, 2020 Finished:

In My Heart by fadeelahAS

Jalilah had it all figured out, graduate, travel around the world, and eventually find that one true undeniable love. In a twist of fate, she was thrust into the arms of a young billionaire CEO in a loveless and lonely marriage. Follow Jalillah on her journey as she lives her reality, as opposed to her dreams. Will Mo ever love her, or was her dream of voyaging and finding true love just a dream? * Mo has vowed never to love again after his London partner broke his heart. Can an intelligent, young and beautiful intern melt his steel heart? Set in the Capital city of Abuja, Nigeria, the story gives you an insight into the culture, and a glimpse into Nigerian society, with the joy of travel and discoveries Enjoy!

Imperfect Belle by rabiaabdul

This is a love story between an autistic lady and her prince charming. Will their love survive the criticism and stigmatization of society? Will it be able to overcome maimuna's self doubt and low self-esteem? Follow this young couple through the blossom of their love, the struggle to maintain their identity and believes despite the betrayal, dispute and malicious intent and misgivings of those closest and most trusted to them. ************ This book is entirely fiction ******* Copyright All right reserved to Rabi Yusuf, any other copies made without permission is punishable by law.

Subdued (18+)✔️ [A Nigerian Romance] by Obiajulum_

"There are only two categories of women I sleep with. The ones I'm paying and the ones I'm dating," Kachi stated. "And I don't fall among the category of women you want to date?" Aria asked in disbelief. "You don't." "You're a real bastard. Why would I agree to sleep with you if I know you have no intention of dating me?" "Because I want you. And I know that you want me too." Aria stared at him, hating that he was right and hating herself for letting it be. From the first time she had met him, she'd known that she would wreck herself to have this man. *** Onyekachi Obiagu is looking for a distraction to ease his already stressful days. Then he met her, Zariah, the girl that always has a response for almost everything he says. He's determined to have her so he proposes a deal she can't possibly refuse. Zariah Okoye is suffering through her days, hoping to one day lessen the mountain of debt on her head. Then she meets arrogant billionaire, Kachi, who proposes a deal that seems to be the answer to her prayers. Secrets, conspiracies and betrayals follow and they have to fight family, friends and foes whilst fighting the attraction brewing between them. FEATURED ON AMBASSADORSNG READING LIST! BOOK ONE OF THE LAGOS MEN SERIES. WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE THEMES INTENDED FOR AN 18+ AUDIENCE. PLEASE SKIP IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE.

When The Sun Sets In The East by Mercy198

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His 9ja Babe by MabelOsagiede

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Entranced (18+) ✔️(A Nigerian Romance) by Obiajulum_

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The Wedding Planner [Formally Citrus]

CURRENTLY UNDER REWRITE!!!!! Featured on Ambassadors Africa's & NG Reading Lists A NIGERIAN ROMANCE NOVEL Bisola is still dealing with the fact that the man she once loved is with another woman. Even worse, she'll be the one planning their wedding! ⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎⭐︎ In the pursuit of acceptance, Bisola Thompson Adebisi has mastered the art of deception. With a thousand false versions of herself scattered among the people she's trying to impress, she's lost sight of her true identity. But when her Nigerian mother threatens to arrange a marriage for her, Bisola finds herself entangled in another web of lies. Desperate to escape her mother's plans, Bisola turns to Johnson DaSilva, the twin brother of her former love. Johnson, recently returned to Nigeria after years abroad, is caught off guard by Bisola's charms. Her carefree nature and captivating smile had once left him breathless, and now they threaten to consume him again. However, Johnson's own demons lurk in the shadows. His father's constant pressure and a painful past he's desperate to forget continue to haunt him. As Bisola and Johnson's fake relationship blossoms into real romance, their dark pasts and family secrets threaten to sabotage their love. Will the sweetness of their passion be enough to overcome the sourness of their pasts, or will the weight of their secrets tear them apart?