Honey, The Kid Shrunk Itself
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Last published Thu, Oct 24, 2024
America stumbles upon England's wand while feeling bad for himself and looking for some old toys. He breaks it and in the process turns himself into a baby.
Shenanigans ensue.
Ps.
I haven't written a fic in literal YEARS. Last I did, I was like 12. And it was some cringe Y/N x Bill Cipher hot garbage of a fic. So please, show me some mercy.
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