Really Mark? (adopted by Markiplier)

As an orphan since second grade you knew your way around town. Since your parents were rich fools, and bought you whatever you want, you already had a phone and a laptop. Ever since you got your own room in the orphanage you watched YouTube like it was your job. So, every morning after breakfast you logged on, watched a crap ton of Markiplier, then of course sleep.
You and your creative mind come up with a plan to contact your idol through YouTube. You wait for weeks for a response from him, it even got you discouraged at times. Then, your laptop dinged. Your response got a taker. YES!