Kenny McCormick lives on his own after his younger sister's strange disappearance. It's been nearly a year since Karen disappeared without a trace and Kenny can't shake the feeling that it has something to do with her brief internship at Mephesto's lab. He's been trying desperately to infiltrate and finally sees an opportunity when he passes a flier advertising a new internship opportunity; all he has to do is deliver a strange creature to the lab and the spot is his. Stan Marsh is a lone vampire with no support system who gets by feeding off of strangers as they sleep. He tries not to go to the same house twice, but he can't help but be drawn to Kenny and breaks his own rule returning every couple of weeks to get his fix. When Kenny wakes up in the middle of a feeding he sees an opportunity and devises a plan to deliver the vamp to Mesphesto and find his sister. - This story idea is based off of How To Bite Your Neighbor And Win A Wager by D.N. Bryn. If you're looking for queer vampire stories I'd highly recommend looking into them.
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