All is fair in Love and Big Brother (Grande Fratello) (Zeudi Di Palma x OC)
16 parts Ongoing Welcome to my twisted way of moving on from the latest lesbian obsession sweeping the globe: Helena and Zeudi on Grande Fratello, the Italian Big Brother. I'm honestly pissed at myself for how much of my life this nonsense has taken over, but I'm even more annoyed with the way Helena is playing with Zeudi's emotions. So, I've decided to make up my own version of the story, one that I'll convince myself is the truth, hoping it'll finally stop me from watching this ridiculous circus.
Before you keep going:
Do I speak Italian? Nope. Do I know how Grande Fratello works? Not a damn clue. Do I know anything about the guys or their careers? Besides Miss Italy's Instagram, nada.
But if you're still hooked, here's the quick rundown of what to expect:
Zeudi Di Palma, a 23-year-old Miss Italy, is caught up in a confusing situation with Helena Prestes, a 34-year-old Brazilian model three months into the 18th season of Grande Fratello, the Italian Big Borther.
The real twist in the story is Carina "Cari" Caputo, a bold italian-american singer, who is about to join the villa with the sole purpose of winning over Miss Italy in the remaining few months of the reality show while working on her new album in the Villa.
Cari's arrival will definitely change the game. She has no problem calling out the mess between Helena and Zeudi, and she might just catch Zeudi's eye in the process. What happens next is anyone's guess, but one thing's for sure: things are about to get a lot more interesting.
Note: Sections will use AI because I cannot be bothered checking grammar and rephrasing until it works the way I want it. If you are anti-AI, don't read.