MAH BOOK OF RANDOM EPICNESS!!!
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Last published Sat, Oct 29, 2011
CAN U HANDLE DA INSANITY? WHY AIN'T I IN THE LOONY BIN YET, YOU ASK? I HAVE NO IDEA. GET READY FOR THE WEIRDEST, STRANGEST, RANDOMEST (YEA IT'S A WORD ME CHECKED SOME ONLINE DICTIONARY) BOOK EVA!
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