The Robot In Me

1.School

"Amy Aster, please report to the office immediately."Boomed the P. A system.

"Ugh, what did you do his time Amy?" Asked my friend, Chloe.

"I dunno lemme see." I said unenthusiastically. I walked down the grimy and unkept walls of silimy "slimy" high. This wasn't the first time I've walked down these halls. There was the stink bomb incident, and the firework one too.
It's hard not to get in trouble when making a C minus is a "miricle".

I walked through the door and see my masculine and hairy (especially above the lip) principal, miss Barry. "Hi miss Hairy." I said unenthusiastically.
"Barry," corrected my principal."we've talked about this already, my name is hair- I mean Barry."
"j-just go into my office you stupid, ugly BIG mistake." Spits miss Barry.
"That makes two of us." I muttered.

"Do you know why you are here?" Asks miss barry. "To give you a weed wacker for your lip? I guessed?
"No, it's about your grades, we think you might need to go to summer school."