Don't Bloody Bark Me!
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Last published Thu, Mar 19, 2026
This is a side story to the main the book A Foxy Detective!
Fired from a job, check
Being hated by towns people, check
Going to another world and having an adventure..sounds like paradise to me!
Being chased down by unknown people trying to kill him.. check
Lancer Bloodoak doesn't have a easy life, on Spirt Day it's gets turned upside down as he finds himself fired from a job. If that wasn't worse he almost dies due to someone poisoning him several months ago. Lancer finds that the friends that he thought he had were not friends, only one of them who was his friend helps him fake his death. He later winds up through a portal to another world and this time he is on the hunt to find out where he belongs.
So the adventure begins! Join Lancer and his fun, laughable and darn right teeth grinding mission to find out where he belongs!
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