"So, let me get this straight. You're the soon-to-be emperor of the fae realm, hence the pointy ears and I am supposedly-"
"Not supposedly, you are my mate, My other half, My queen."
"Save the sanitized sales pitch. What do you want? Is this some kind've sex thing? You're cute so I'm down if it is but, just don't add other people. I'm a very possessive lover. Oh, one more thing."
I hopped off the bed, and strode over to my very tall, very hot kidnapper and kneed him in the balls, bring him to my level. " The next fucking time you cut me off when I'm speaking. i won't just knee you in your balls, I'll cut of your dick, wrap in in bacon and feed it to those adorable black hounds we passed earlier. ok?"
"Yes, my queen. I apologize for my rudeness, it shall not happen again." he replied weakly, giving me a kiss on my cheek. The fucker is crazy? Lovely, because I'm crazier.