Yahiamice X Cantaloupe?!?!
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Last published Mon, Jun 8, 2026
A wacky sequence of events that could lead to disaster or a relationship.
(crossposted on AO3)
The urge to name this fic "Yahidabadoo" was strong.
Be grateful the cover looks the way it is because it originally was WAYYYY worse. (will share it if requested.) Also I may edit this so it's not a ship at all. idk. Either way I want it to be silly as possible and if i think not having a ship makes it funnier, so be it.
This is a crack fic and isn't meant to be taken seriously or personally at all. One big silly joke. I hope to make three chapters total. (7/7/26 : Oh gosh what have I done This may end up being like 10 to 12 chapters.
(not beta read, I work alone TwT. lmk if you see spelling errors or smth)
Updates just about monthly. depends. more than once a year at least. if it says it was edited more recently that's bc I fixed spelling.
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