The Broccoli Book: Literary Criticism, Column Articles, and Personal Essays
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Ongoing, First published Oct 21
I joke with the people who read my prose that writing my erotic literary fiction is like baking lasagna. The plot and characterization and style are the meat, pasta, and cheese; the naughty bits are all sauce; and then I go and ruin everything by sneaking philosophical discourse, literary discussion, and other nonsense in there like broccoli bits.

Well, this book is nothing but broccoli. 

Some of it consists of stuff I transcribed from handwritten or typed stuff I wrote in the 1990's, because I'm in the process of purging clutter from my home, but any new essays I write will be stuffed in here as well, either in the first section, which is the academic part, or in the second section, which is is for the personal essays and the things I wrote for an arts and entertainment column I once had as co-editor of that section of the campus newspaper, back in my undergraduate days.
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This is my entry to @NutellaBS's contest, where the prompt was to write a one-shot about her OC and one of the writer's OCs. The maximum word count was arbitrarily set to 10,000, so I deigned to write a story with that many words, no matter how good it would turn out to be. As such, this contains about 2,000 words of my opinions on various sandwiches and 3,000 words of my opinions on all the characters in the Brawl Stars mobile game. The rest of it is barely-intruiging interactions between Nutella's OC and mine. TL;DR: This story is an insult to plot and was simply made to meet an arbitrary goal that I set for myself.