Join Amy at Attleboro University, where she will have to find the answers to all of life's most pressing questions: Does her roommate hate her? What *is* the ideal human being, anyway? Is Hamilton Holt gay, or does he just like to knit? Does your upbringing determine how you'll behave for the rest of your life? Why does Jonah Wizard seem completely convinced that he's famous? And, most importantly, does Ian Kabra have a secret heart of gold, or is he just some British Asshole?