Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? - Maia - Wattpad

Reads 1,020
Votes 66
Parts 16
Time 8h 58m

Reads 1,020
Votes 66
Parts 16
Time 8h 58m

This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame.

Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme.

Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos.

And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?All Rights Reserved

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This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame.

Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme.

Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos.

And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

16 parts

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