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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro?

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This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame.

 Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme.

 Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. 

And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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## Note:

I want to clarify that this is NOT my story.

 All credit for the creation of this narrative goes to the talented author **Zugrian** on Ao3 and FFN. 

Their creativity and hard work have brought this story to life, and I encourage everyone to explore their writing.

Supporting original authors is ESSENTIAL in the fanfiction community, as it fosters creativity and encourages writers to continue sharing their unique perspectives and stories.

 Please take a moment to visit Zugrian's profile, read their works, and show your appreciation for their contributions. 

Thank you.All Rights Reserved

dumbledore good-vs-evil goodvsevil hagrid harrypotter hogwarts hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry lavenderbrown magic padme parody parvati voldemort wizardingworld

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