The Punk and the Non-Profit Prostitute
luxurydonnie
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  • Reads 6,862
  • Votes 188
  • Parts 38
  • Time 4h 27m
luxurydonnie
Complete, First published Apr 22, 2015
Mature
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Noelian Fanfic
<Julian's POV>

'This was a one night stand, wasn't it? That's what he kept saying. That I can't get attached and it was just one night of great sex and he was skipping town soon anyway. I had to leave him behind. No, he was leaving me behind'

AU: 
Noel Fielding goes by the alias 'Spider' in his famous rock band 'The Mighty Boosh'.  
Julian Barratt is a penniless writer who lives with his Boosh-enthused friend Rich Fulcher. 

Neither believe in love until they spend one night together.  

Although Noel is set on keeping a relationship with his radio-host girlfriend Lliana as well as hiring prostitutes and Julian wants to forget about the whole ordeal and focus on his novels, they always find themselves gravitating towards each-other under any and all circumstances.
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