It's already two-dimensional, so what if it's a little abstract?
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  • Parts 23
  • Time 18h 6m
Complete, First published Oct 22
Alternative Title: 都二次元了抽象點又怎樣
Author: Corn Flakes

Summary: 

When you were about to die of illness after traveling to the second dimension, you received a system called [Abstract Performance Art Award].

When you complete the tasks issued by the system, do extremely abstract performance art, spread love in the world, and make the original characters and the audience in the live broadcast room laugh and feel happy because of you, you can extend your life by doing this. 

You are really sick, and your mental state is extremely beautiful. The system is the most suitable for you.

So! You let yourself go! Going crazy, talking madly, selling swords and making trouble, you fly all over the world, making everyone who meets you have cerebellar atrophy!

【When you meet the white-haired DK wearing sunglasses and the DK with a bun】

A. Invite Gojo to form a duo with you and play "Erquan Yingyue" on the erhu

B. Cut off Getsu's weird bangs, wrap them in breadcrumbs and fry them to make the kids next door

cryC. Comb Getsu's hair into the big bright hairstyle designated by the teacher of the Children's Day performance

【When you run into PortMafia catching white tigers in the alleys of Yokohama】

A. Crawl all over the floor, cry as you crawl, and beg him to stop beating you

B. Sneer at Akutagawa Ryuusuke and say, "There's food on your teeth."

C. Use "OneLastKiss" as the soundtrack, shake your hands and help Nakajima escape

【When Mori Gai refuses to raise your salary when you just started working part-time】

A. Join forces with a kind-hearted Muscovite to blow up PortMafia

B. Contact a defected bluefin tuna and help him to take the position of leader.

C. Hold back tears and turn away, and hang himself in an office outside the forest that night.

[When you meet a muscular man with a body full of muscularity]

A. Say to him: "Buddha, let me touch you."
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