A modern day cinderella

My name is Jeff.
Jokes

I am Ray Contagrano and I am a slave to my own mother.
My dad died a while back, so that sucks.
I have two evil bitches that I call sisters.
And I have no life.
I am seventeen and have not been kissed before, I think that is just pathetic.
Life is no fairytale, no one will come and rescue you.

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