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Emperor and Company react to "If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device"

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After the council of Nikaea, Malcador sent the emperor some old tapes that's highlighted as "TTS-1" and "TTS-2", He'll have to invite every single one of his sons to watch it...

Let the carnage begins, hehe 

(A/n: Yes, there will be a 2nd Primarch, my personal OC)All Rights Reserved

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