reincarnated as Issei

I, the author of this "what-if story of Issei Hyoudou" will be reincarnated as Issei furthermore refer to myself as Issei within this "what if story" and focus on dealing with the bullshittery of the ORC (Mainly Rias Gremory), and of course me/issei will be helping out ophis of whom doesn't have a place to call home