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Shoo! Mortal ~ Take Your Offer Elsewhere ( Short story) ☑️
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 35m
Complete, First published Oct 29, 2024
Mature
Life was smooth sailing until she came along, an unexpected package dropped right into my world-no warning, no instructions, just two unspoken words stamped all over her presence: "EAT ME!"

And there she was, wild, mysterious, and impossible to ignore. She didn't ask if she could stick around, just sprawled right across my well-ordered life like a challenge, a dare. There was this edge to her, tempting and maybe dangerous, an invitation to something I couldn't quite define.

I circled the idea of her, sizing up the risk, the thrill, wondering if she'd break me open or pull me deeper into something beyond control.

Tropes 
1. Fantasy with Modern touch 
2. Demon X Human 
3. Grumpy X Sunshine 
4. Hight difference 
5.RomCom
6.Shape shifting 

Shoo! Mortal. TAKE YOUR OFFER ELSEWHERE 

In a world where demons and humans meet, a tired demon is fed up with mortals always asking for help. Every time someone makes a desperate offer, the demon just wants to say, "Go away!" But when a stubborn mortal shows up with an interesting deal, the demon has to think about whether to listen or send them away. This funny and dark story looks at desire, temptation, and the differences between mortals and demons, showing that every deal has its costs.
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