Sburb! A new story!?

Ok yes, this is gonna be my version of sburb! Basically where me and my friends are the beta kids and such. Now first of all I don't own homestuck! Andrew Hussie does! Also i hope you guys enjoy my take, on sburb! Also to all of my friends who weren't one of the first four kids, i need you to come up with a pester chum handle for you to come into the story (this message was only to my irl friends so please other people don't comment your creative account names below)
Thanks.