How to Drive A Vampire Completely Insane. (Watty Awards 2011)(Book 1)

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Darcy realizes that her new neighbor is a vampire, a sexy, BORING vampire. So She and her best friend Billie decide to loosen him up a bit, by driving him completely and entirely insane.All Rights Reserved

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