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Can't you just text me before you come over like any normal person?

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Parts 11
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Parts 11
Time 1h 44m

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Ten times Deadpool showed up unexpectedly and one time he didn't. Missy's self-proclaimed BFF, Wade, never texts before he shows up and Missy is paying for it dearly. Friendship and fluff with a maybe a little something more. Part 1 of my Wade/Missy series. 

First published in 2016 on fanfic . net which rather dates some of the references.All Rights Reserved

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