Severe Weather Warning (Dandadan x M!Oc)

There was once a boy who got lost on Mount Fuji, his parents were worried sick, but not 2 hours later he was at the bottom of the mountain completely okay, the only difference being he was now talking to himself.

2 years later another incident struck, that same boy was lost to sea. But Once again, 2 hours later he was found talking to himself perfectly okay on the sandy beach.

Since then, he has not gotten lost again and he was perfectly okay. Except for when he talked to himself... and that was a lot.