Oh, Fucking Hell (TomTord Remastered)
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Last published Wed, Apr 15, 2026
Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord.
I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope.
Hello all,
Yes, this is a re-write of OFH (from the original author)! It's been a good few years, and my writing has improved significantly, unsurprisingly. While I'm aware many people love OFH, that shit is TRASH lmao, so I'm considering it kinda like a first draft.
Please don't expect this to be completed; while I plan to have fun with this, I'm still not really in this fandom. I'm gonna be honest, TomTord has just been on my mind because I heard a song at work that was used in a really popular TomTord animatic/animation meme and I literally cannot get them out of my head rn.
Hope you guys enjoy some re-writes!
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