Punz and Crappy Jokes (Wattys2015)
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Last published Sat, Oct 31, 2015
This book is a collection of terrible jokes, cringe worthy puns and wordplay that will make you want to jump from a roof! I am the Pun Queen! Doubt thy puns and thou shalt be smited by the Pun Goddess! (Who is also me, but we don't talk about that.. Shhhh..)
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