Accidental Necromance
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Last published Mon, Nov 18, 2024
Oliver Chen-Goldstein has perfected the art of talking to dead people. Living ones? Not so much. Between his mother's constant matchmaking attempts, his father's academic expectations, and the crushing pressure of medical school, chatting with cadavers during his late-night lab sessions is the closest thing he has to a social life.
Then he accidentally resurrects Chase Sterling - Instagram fitness influencer extraordinaire, self-proclaimed lifestyle guru, and quite possibly the most attractive corpse to ever grace Ollie's examination table. Now his carefully organized life of studying and avoiding his parents' dinner parties has been thrown into chaos by a very alive, very cold, and very homeless former corpse who needs a place to stay.
Ollie's problems now include:
• Hiding a reanimated influencer in his tiny studio apartment
• Translating the ancient Egyptian scroll that started this mess
• Keeping his very attractive "patient" within observation distance
• Explaining why he's buying designer clothes on his emergency credit card
• Learning to share a twin bed with someone who's technically still dead
• And most importantly: trying not to fall for the gorgeous guy who keeps stealing his socks for warmth
"Accidental Necromance" is a romantic comedy about finding love in unlikely places, learning to live (or unlive) authentically, and discovering that sometimes the perfect match comes with a toe tag. After all, what's a little death between soulmates?
[CONTENT WARNING: This story contains adult themes and situations, romantic/intimate scenes (tastefully implied), medical procedures, discussion of death (mostly for comedy), and two grown men being terrible at maintaining professional boundaries. Features LGBTQ+ romance, supernatural elements, and characters who should probably be more concerned about being formerly dead.]
Mature readers only. Author not responsible for any attempts at necromancy inspired by this story.
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