Accidental Necromance

Accidental Necromance

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Oliver Chen-Goldstein has perfected the art of talking to dead people. Living ones? Not so much. Between his mother's constant matchmaking attempts, his father's academic expectations, and the crushing pressure of medical school, chatting with cadavers during his late-night lab sessions is the closest thing he has to a social life. Then he accidentally resurrects Chase Sterling - Instagram fitness influencer extraordinaire, self-proclaimed lifestyle guru, and quite possibly the most attractive corpse to ever grace Ollie's examination table. Now his carefully organized life of studying and avoiding his parents' dinner parties has been thrown into chaos by a very alive, very cold, and very homeless former corpse who needs a place to stay. Ollie's problems now include: • Hiding a reanimated influencer in his tiny studio apartment • Translating the ancient Egyptian scroll that started this mess • Keeping his very attractive "patient" within observation distance • Explaining why he's buying designer clothes on his emergency credit card • Learning to share a twin bed with someone who's technically still dead • And most importantly: trying not to fall for the gorgeous guy who keeps stealing his socks for warmth "Accidental Necromance" is a romantic comedy about finding love in unlikely places, learning to live (or unlive) authentically, and discovering that sometimes the perfect match comes with a toe tag. After all, what's a little death between soulmates? [CONTENT WARNING: This story contains adult themes and situations, romantic/intimate scenes (tastefully implied), medical procedures, discussion of death (mostly for comedy), and two grown men being terrible at maintaining professional boundaries. Features LGBTQ+ romance, supernatural elements, and characters who should probably be more concerned about being formerly dead.] Mature readers only. Author not responsible for any attempts at necromancy inspired by this story.
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A med student with a bright future tragically dies in a hospital shooting, but fortunately he gets reincarnated into a parallel universe where he lives a moderately good life and dies because of a drunk driver. But when he died in this world, he was reincarnated again instead of going into the non-existent void, and then this happened again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Cassian finds himself in an eternal constant of reincarnation across universes, he has tried multiple times to permanently die and go into the void, but he never succeeded in this. Instead each time he dies, he loses more capacity to care for existence. This leads to him becoming a nihilist, each world only has small differences, like if Abraham Lincoln lived a little longer, or if George Washington was never born, and so on. None of the worlds he gets reincarnated into have anything like magic or aliens, humanity is truly and utterly alone in every universe with no magic or anything supernatural at all. With his countless deaths and rebirths racking up to over a googolplex, he expects nothing to change. But wait a minute... why does he have paws in this life? ---------- It is important that you understand that this novel does NOT contain any explicit content, but there will at times be suggestive themes, tension, actions, and scenes. This novel may also at times have strong language, and dark themes. All of the characters in this novel belong solely to me, and me alone. Please understand that my writing gets better as it goes on, I think. One more thing, the description likely isn't that good, so I apologize for that.

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