Goofy Tells
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Last published Thu, May 3, 2018
This is my very true and comical story.
Similar to a rant book if you will but it's so much more. I have 5 segments. STORYTIMES, LIAH LESSONS, LIAH'S POETRY, JUST ME TALKING AND APART OF ME.
I write this to give me a chance to be open and for my readers to relate. I reach out and encourage people to use me as a light in the dark.
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