Love Thornton Despite her sunshine and rainbows name Love Thornton can easily be known as the craziest bitch on Kildare Island if you rub her the wrong way or are on any of her friends bad sides. But if you were to ask my friend Kiara about Love Thornton she would say that: "Love Thornton is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something." Once again, Kiara's words not mine