my amazing jokes

yo momma so fat when she cannon bolted into the ocean she created a tsunami

I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up

mum: why are you always on your phone?
me:why are you always on my nerves

did your parents ever ask you to leave home?

knock knock
who's there?
spell
spell who?
w-h-o

knock knock
who's there?
I scream
I scream who?
I scream when I look
at you!

yo momma so stupid she thought
the hunger games was a nice
eating commotion

instead of me calling the toilet John in
gonna call it Jim
because it sounds better in the morning
if I say I'm going to the Jim

yo momma so fat when she turns fully
it's her birthday

Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her. Your mama so dumb s