The Hidden Stories Collection

This is a collection of all of the random stories hidden inside of my head. There is no rhyme or reason to these short stories, they are just the mass of craziness that builds up inside of me that sometimes needs to be spilled out onto paper... er... keyboard? I would be glad to have a psychologist tell me what is wrong with me after reading these, that would be great! I hope that anyone that comes across this is genuinely entertained! Enjoy!