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    Rob, a reluctant yet hesitant criminal, is the one who you can trust to get an odd job done; he's street smart. Diligently making a name and gradually developing a reputation for himself in Liberty City; Rob finds himself entangled in a drug heist gone wrong, thus forcing him to surrender and get apprehended for smuggling narcotics.  While doing his time in prison and hoping to make up for his past, Rob decides to create a list of the people he should target whilst starting off with a clean slate upon his release. He then discovers that there are major flaws in his plan. 

 Welcome to heartbreak: a story of internal struggle and painstaking seriousness with subtle hilarity. A series of daring yet meticulously ambitious heists set amidst the backdrop of one of many egregiously corrupted cities that just might set him, and 2 other very unique individuals, up for life. Delve into the enthralling, inglorious experience of 3 very conflicted people...

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   "Captivating," The American Diet
    
  "Invigorating," Walter White
    
  "Fulfilling," Chris 'GD' Christie
    
  "This time, he's fighting for his life," Rambo Stallone.
    
  "Inspiring and calm," Morgan Freeman
    
   "The truth is out there. Does anyone happen to know what anal probing is?" Chris Carter
    
    "Your top rated source for ever-evolving, slightly altered... news if you will," manipulative/fake Fox News & ... Friends?
   
  "So why is it that I'm writing for free online? Ad revenue, a voice for the people, copyright, or impossible popularity?" a writer
    
  "This is the real deal: frequently being on the road; missing my wife. Luckily, this book acts as a replacement and a dominant Dubs win," Warriors bandwagon fans & Globetrotters.  *A/N- Be sure to tune in every weekend, or repeatedly read the same long a** chapter.All Rights Reserved

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