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Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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    Rob, a reluctant yet hesitant criminal, is the one who you can trust to get an odd job done; he's street smart. Diligently making a name and gradually developing a reputation for himself in Liberty City; Rob finds himself entangled in a drug heist gone wrong, thus forcing him to surrender and get apprehended for smuggling narcotics.  While doing his time in prison and hoping to make up for his past, Rob decides to create a list of the people he should target whilst starting off with a clean slate upon his release. He then discovers that there are major flaws in his plan. 

 Welcome to heartbreak: a story of internal struggle and painstaking seriousness with subtle hilarity. A series of daring yet meticulously ambitious heists set amidst the backdrop of one of many egregiously corrupted cities that just might set him, and 2 other very unique individuals, up for life. Delve into the enthralling, inglorious experience of 3 very conflicted people...

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   "Captivating," The American Diet
    
  "Invigorating," Walter White
    
  "Fulfilling," Chris 'GD' Christie
    
  "This time, he's fighting for his life," Rambo Stallone.
    
  "Inspiring and calm," Morgan Freeman
    
   "The truth is out there. Does anyone happen to know what anal probing is?" Chris Carter
    
    "Your top rated source for ever-evolving, slightly altered... news if you will," manipulative/fake Fox News & ... Friends?
   
  "So why is it that I'm writing for free online? Ad revenue, a voice for the people, copyright, or impossible popularity?" a writer
    
  "This is the real deal: frequently being on the road; missing my wife. Luckily, this book acts as a replacement and a dominant Dubs win," Warriors bandwagon fans & Globetrotters.  *A/N- Be sure to tune in every weekend, or repeatedly read the same long a** chapter.All Rights Reserved

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Crashing Down Into Glory

[Completed, but also in editing (18+)] It isn't easy being a stripper. Life has its ways of getting to you. Mr. Winters. His last name roars the streets, for his first name is unknown. His business and legacy are known across the country and worldwide, but his other side is heard by what rumors only spread. The dangerous, mysterious, and multi-billionaire man could have any woman he wanted, which raises everyone to question. Why would he choose her? . Evangeline Stone (Aka Roxy) is a fierce and sassy 23-year-old stripper who is picked for a lap dance by the threatening and dark businessman, Mr. Winters. Tongue-tied, in the grips of Mr. Winters's hands, getting pregnant after a one-night stand with Mr. Winters isn't on her schedule as business and pleasure get mixed together. Being pregnant and starting a new job is difficult, especially when Mr. Winters is always around the corner as her new boss. Recovering from her father's death was hard, but not as problematic when she finds herself falling in love with Mr. Winters's sweet side, ignoring all the red flags. To Evangeline's rude awakening, tattoos and muscles aren't the only things covering Mr. Winters's skin as she looks death in the eyes. . . . . WARNING: This story contains abuse, the use of substances such as drugs and alcohol, and the use of foul language. Some viewers/readers may be displeased with the use of words or actions represented in this story. Reader's discretion is advised. . . . . ~Story 1 Of The Crashing Series~ . . If you're reading this: -All the stars in the universe never shine brighter than you~