Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return
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Rob, a reluctant yet hesitant criminal, is the one who you can trust to get an odd job done; he's street smart. Diligently making a name and gradually developing a reputation for himself in Liberty City; Rob finds himself entangled in a drug heist gone wrong, thus forcing him to surrender and get apprehended for smuggling narcotics. While doing his time in prison and hoping to make up for his past, Rob decides to create a list of the people he should target whilst starting off with a clean slate upon his release. He then discovers that there are major flaws in his plan.
Welcome to heartbreak: a story of internal struggle and painstaking seriousness with subtle hilarity. A series of daring yet meticulously ambitious heists set amidst the backdrop of one of many egregiously corrupted cities that just might set him, and 2 other very unique individuals, up for life. Delve into the enthralling, inglorious experience of 3 very conflicted people...
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