Time to slack as a god now i guess?
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Summary:
Though it has only been a few weeks since the war, our dear Cale received a new headache of an adventure to deal with, again.
(Say bye to your precious slacker life~!)
With no one to help(and no he won't be including the damn god of death cause screw him)
He would be witnessing a lonely reader venture in the world that has fallen to ruins due to life's cruel endeavors
Oh right, this wasn't by will or anything, he just needs to stop this damn squid-looking ass of a person from dying the moment he blinked damn it!
(Working on the summary, I suck at them. Though it will depend on knowing that since I just don't know how to summarize things even if my life depended on it, anyhow enjoy.)
(oh! Oh! About the title, I don't know about it either, Idk at which point of direction will this go, if this brings the comedy I have in mind or drastically change over time, who knows *shrugs*)
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