high by the beach

"Baby, I should probably tell you. I was married once before."

Harry slams on the brakes, throwing Louis into the front seat. Furious, he starts slapping Louis' arms. "Are you out of your mind? What's wrong with you?"

"It was a drunken Vegas thing!" Louis yelps, trying to defend himself.

"That's even worse!" Harry seethes.

Louis pushes him off, grabbing a golf club from the trunk. "Stop it." He orders firmly.

Jumping out of the car, Louis swings the club at an approaching agent, sending him sprawling. He quickly tosses a grenade at their car, diving back inside just before the explosion.

As they speed off, Harry demands, "What's her name and social security number?"

"No. You're not gonna kill her." Louis retorts, eyes narrowing.

[or the Mr. and Mrs. AU that nobody but me asked for]