After raising a girlfriend, she ran away with the ball

Alternative Title: 飼養人外女友後，帶球跑了
Author: Hulun Dunmao

Summary:

[The Monster Outside the Human × Hot Teacher, a cat and rabbit love, click to see a married man named Satoru raising his cubs, the title is a play on memes]

During the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, Geto was about to say his last words to his old friend when he saw a strange girl with rabbit ears holding a familiar arm and calmly passing by him.
Before he could figure out that damn familiar face, he heard a student from Jugo High School suddenly raise his voice, "Gojo-sensei, a girl took away Geto's arm!"

"Wait! The Jugo spirit was eaten too."

"Uroka, Inumaki was also bitten!"

"Gojo-sensei!"

Gojo-sensei, who was being urged to die: "..."

Geto, who realized that it was his arm: "..."

Then Shoko called him and said that the big fool from the Zenin family almost had his head bitten off because he was mean to a little girl, and his life was hanging by a thread. Now she was called over, but she didn't want to save him, and asked him if it was illegal not to go.

The upper management called him, and Geto's death sentence was changed to a suspended death sentence. Now he was asked to go over and kill a red-eyed rabbit. She bit two-thirds of the upper management by herself, and he had to queue up to get a number to find shoko.

Gojo, who received two calls in a row, put down the phone, thought for a moment and smiled: "Happy April Fool's Day, Geto."

Geto: "...Don't pretend you don't exist. Didn't you hear that the situation is urgent?"

*

Usagi was thinking about how to deal with the arm in front of her. There were no blind prey around. As a result, a white-haired prey fell from the sky, grabbed her collar and roughly opened her mouth, with a frivolous and casual voice.

"I caught you... Is this true? You can actually eat cursed spirits."

"Ok, I haven't seen it before, I'll raise it."

Usagi: "..."