"Hey, Asshole" | A Drarry Short Story

If Harry ever set up a muggle dating profile, his description would say: 'anyone who's interested message me by replying to this question: If you ever met a very famous person, what would you say to them?' and after getting numerous boring responces he'd get this one: 'I do know a very famous person and he's an asshole. So, I'd probably say "Hey, Asshole."' and Harry thinks, this, this is it. This is the kind of man he needs.

Based off the Tiktok I saw and went off of that