Tacos, Tubers, and Total Galactic Domination
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In a galaxy ruled by logic, order, and hyper-advanced alien civilizations, humanity stands out as the chaotic wildcard of the Galactic Concord. Against all odds-and much to the bafflement of superior species-humans have risen to power with their unique blend of stubbornness, creativity, and shameless improvisation. When the Concord threatens to impose an embargo on Earth, humanity's chaotic brilliance is unleashed through Plan H: a bizarre, taco-fueled scheme involving gift baskets, "luxury tubers," bureaucratic sabotage, and the universal allure of whiskey.

As alien delegates navigate the baffling quirks of humanity, they're forced to confront an unsettling truth: humans might just be the galaxy's greatest, and most infuriating, problem-solvers. Equal parts comedy, chaos, and clever manipulation, this story explores how one species' unpredictability can outmaneuver even the most advanced civilizations-one taco at a time.
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