*Sharts off the Grand Canyon* - LolliGoBlep, AKA the lesbian candy ball on a stick and quasi-rhombicosidodecahedron consumer - Wattpad

*Sharts off the Grand Canyon*

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Sometimes I'll speedrun entries so sorry if your notifs blow up

Contains some OCs, also gonna use characters from object shoes lol

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Koroshiya 殺し屋 ⋮ Fushiguro Toji by thedoujinshi

❝𝘿𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙮?❞ A jujutsu kaisen fan-fiction of our beloved Fushiguro Toji. As a college student in your senior year, you decided to take a part-time job as a math tutor to pay off your expenses. Everything was fine until Itadori Yuji, your tutee, asks you a favor to also tutor his friend Fushiguro Megumi at his home. ▾ ( ͡°з ͡°) ▾ Warning: some parts are NSFW (not safe for work) ▾ Fushiguro Toji x Gojo Satoru x Female Reader ▾ Modern AU, headcanon, does not follow storyline. ▾ May possibly be out of character at times. ▾ Has some phrases and references from the manga. 𝐄𝐒𝐓. 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟏𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐅𝐈𝐍. 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 - - - - - 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘼𝘿𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙀𝘿 This story contains sensitive and mature material. 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen or any of the characters and references/phrases from the anime and manga. They belong to Akutami Gege. All artwork(s) belong to their respective artists. Book cover art found on Pinterest and edited. Header and banner artwork(s) found on either Pinterest, Google image or Zerochan and edited.

Infinity || Gojo Satoru by VioletSaffron

[𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳] In which you developed mysterious abilities as a teenager where you live off sexual energy. Now, as an adult, you're in touch with a certain white-haired sorcerer who's a little too interested in what you can do. Maybe you'll find answers about what you are when you're suddenly thrown into the world of Jujutsu. (This is set when Gojo/Shoko/Geto/Nanami are all around 21-22ish. Geto hasn't defected and Nanami never left) cw: Not cannon compliant, Romance, Fluff, Smut, Gojo Satoru being and idiot, Reader is also an idiot, Gojo Satoru has a big dick, jealousy, possessiveness, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, rough sex, oral sex, spit kink, breeding kink, choking, gagging, angst, friends with benefits to lovers, body horror aspects with a curse, face slapping, feelings, hurt/comfort Started: 8/28/22 Ended: 2/23/23 Cover art: @MrJieshisu on Twitter

threshold |DC x reader| *under editing* by bobbity_rossity

|Currently being rewritten| After moving into a new house located in the sticks with your family, you unknowingly activate an interdimensional portal that sends you to a new world. One much, much more dangerous then yours. Armed with only your family, smarts, and snazzy sense of humor, you make the best of your situation and try your best to survive. "My mama says that alligators are ornery beca-" "If you qoute one more line of 'The Waterboy' I'm going to knock your block off." "Interesting. As I was saying-" |an: guys i know the description is boring but please read! this'll be really funny and interesting!!! lowkey a crackfic treated seriously but it does have a plot|

"Moustache Crackers" (PRINGLES MAN X READER) by deadbeat-dad

" No longer a single pringle. " _________________________________ still got to get to 50 chapters so yknow cry about it shit in () next to names are what other names they are called or were known by this is a joke written like its serious 🌚 we need mental help __________ CREDITS: __________ -me for writing it (riggus mc figgus) -willus mc fillus ( https://twitter.com/T04DI_?t=I9Rv4ojV6tzImQIr3EqYLQ&s=08 ) for coming up with the idea and writing tons of lines for it (basically every paragraph that has the words "hot spicy pringles man" in it) -alfibetti mc spaghetti (nerdling mc turdling) for coming up with the title + the line "y/n nibbles on Pringle mans fingers expecting it to taste of crisps" -lolza mc folza for making the scene with Y/N picking up the pringles can and the trailer for the story 👏👏👏 -fungus mc lungus (derrickson) for making the cover -raggidy mc haggidy (cockgobbler) for doing literally nothing but sleeping or something ______________

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DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. best rankings: #94 in crack #66 in weird romance #33 in quirky

Character ai stories(for fun) by Cheesecakeis_mylover

so basically,I text random ai characters and then I write them in this book. I will take requests for any ai character you want me to do. I copy and paste the text messages and shit. I came up with this idea at like 4 am in the morning so yea :))))) Edit: I didn't actually think alot of people would like this and it would do so well😭 thank you pookies for all the support fr fr🫶🫶 (3/9/25) ☆StArTed April 6th,2024☆ ♡EnDeD______________♡

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Tsuyoi 強い ⋮ Gojo Satoru by thedoujinshi

❝𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙮. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙤...❞ Gojo Satoru has always been misunderstood, but beyond his unwavering confidence and seemingly conceited interior lies someone you'd least expect to find. ▾ Slow burn. ▾ Gojo Satoru x Female Reader ▾ Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College, all characters in their 20's. ▾ Does not follow actual storyline, however there a lot of references from the anime/manga. ▾ Can be out of character. ▾ BONUS, Juju Strolls. ▾ EXTRA, occasional Omake's. 𝐄𝐒𝐓. 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟑, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐅𝐈𝐍. 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟏𝟎, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 - - - - - 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘼𝘿𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙀𝘿 This story contains sensitive and mature material. 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen or any of the characters and references/phrases from the anime and manga. They belong to Akutami Gege. All artwork(s) belong to their respective artists. Book cover art found on Zerochan and edited. Header and banner artwork(s) found on either Pinterest, Google image or Zerochan and edited.

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𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚝 cover

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Tsuyoi 強い ⋮ Gojo Satoru cover

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Koroshiya 殺し屋 ⋮ Fushiguro Toji

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