No laughing matter
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Last published Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Why does it seem like my whole life is a joke? Oh yea probably because my dads the fricken joker, THE most wanted criminal in Gotham! Yeah I have to help him out from time to time but seriously sometimes I don't think he gets that I don't like killing people. He practically forces me to do his biding. He even gave me scar just like his, but thankful they weren't all the way through my cheeks like his were. He was nice at that point all give him that. But I not like the look of them. I hope I can try and escape and maybe get on batman's good side. This is gonna be a rough year.
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