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The Proper Procedure
By: Franz K.
Diplomat, Political Scientist, Notary Public
Today's Topic: "The Broom" (Article 89.432, subsection ii, literal d, third clause).
Brooms are indispensable tools for domestic and professional cleaning, whose proper use has been extensively documented (see The Comprehensive Guide to Cleaning Implements and Utensils, Volume IV, as revised in Amendment 17b, 2023). Despite their apparent simplicity, the correct handling of a broom requires rigorous adherence to established regulations, as any deviation could result in suboptimal cleanliness or, worse, a breach of minor cleaning regulations (consult Article 202.88, Chapter: "Minor Infractions in Utensil Misuse").All Rights Reserved

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